Bathroom
If your hands get really messy
And dirt is all that can be seen
Then use some of this with water
To help make sure your hands get clean
Soap
This animal gives us meat
On which you sometimes dine
It gives us tasty bacon
And it’s sometimes known as swine
Pig
I can be red or green
I get grown on a vine
I’m dried to make raisins
Or squeezed to help make wine
Grape
I’m something in your kitchen
Although I am not a cup
I’m a piece of silverware
Used to cut all your food up
Knife
Which month do people sleep the least amount?
February (It’s the shortest month)
This thing is found in a room
Where faucets can be seen
Fill with water and get in
It helps you to get clean
Bathtub
You can eat its wings
Its breast and its legs
Plus when it’s alive
You can eat its eggs
Chicken
My color is yellow
And I grow on trees
I’m a popular food
With apes and monkeys
Banana
This is something in your kitchen
Meat, milk and yogurt it does hold
The reason you put them in this
Is because it helps keep them cold
Refrigerator
What has a tail, a head, and no body?
A coin (any)
You always make me get wet
But not because you make me cry
It is because my purpose
Is to ensure that you get dry
Towel
There’s lots of me at Thanksgiving
But you don’t want me to be wasted
Because my meat’s really juicy
Just so long as I have been basted
Turkey
I’m sometimes in breakfast cereals
In a box of bran flakes I’m sprinkled
I am a grape that has been dried out
Which means that I am small and wrinkled
Raisin
If you want to store some food
This can help to keep it nice
It will often contain fries
Pizza, peas as well as ice
Freezer
How many of the months have 28 days?
All of them
If you want to clean your hair. This product can't be beat. Just add to the top of your head. And lather, rinse and repeat.
Shampoo
Cod, carp, herring and salmon
Flounder, trout and anchovies
Sole, red snapper and tuna
What types of creatures are these?
Fish
This is something that grows on a tree
It is a fruit that is green or red
It’s said gravity was discovered
When one of these fell on Newton’s head
Apple
I am a piece of furniture
At a table I’m often found
When I’m there then I have four legs
But at a desk I swivel round
Chair
There’s one word in the dictionary that is spelled incorrectly. Which word is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
I am something in your house
That can be found on a roll
Once you’ve wiped yourself with me
I get dropped into a bowl
Toilet Paper
It’s the name of a type of fish
That’s packed in a can so tight
It sounds like the name of someone
Who makes a piano sound right
Tuna
You’ll eat this fruit with turkey
To help fill up your belly
It sometimes comes as a sauce
And sometimes it’s a jelly
Cranberry
This is something in your kitchen
Answer this riddle if you’re able
You use it to help you eat food
It comes after soup, tea and table
Spoon
If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke. It’s an electric train.