What's as big as you are but doesn't weigh a gram?
Shadow
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Silence
What is the best month for a parade?
March
What is it in the middle of Paris?
The letter "R"
Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
You need a camera. Wooden legs don't take good pictures
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Fire
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once because after you subtract its not 25 anymore
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
a river
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
the silence
I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
A hole
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
An onion