What gets wet while it’s drying?
A towel
What four days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?
Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow.
What 2 things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?
A Choice
What water can you eat and chew?
Watermelon
What stays where it is when it goes off?
An Alarmclock
Joe’s father had three sons – Snap, Crackle and …?
Joe
I am six letters. When you take one away I am twelve. What am I?
My tongue is long, my breath is strong,
And yet I breed no strife;
My voice you hear both far and near,
And yet I have no life.
What am I?
A Bell
A barrel of water weighs 60 pounds. What must you put in it for it to weigh 40 pounds?
A hole
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water
C
What can you catch but not throw?
A Cold
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy Bear.
You can carry it everywhere you go, and it does not get heavy. What is it?
Your Name
What can you fill with empty hands?
Gloves
If you took two apples from three apples how many apples would you have?
The Two apples that you took.
What goes up and down but never moves?
Temperature
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong!
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Fingerprints
What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?
Phone calls
What has hands but cant clap?
A Clock
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
A Shadow
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
The Daughter
What is full of holes, but still holds a lot of water?
A sponge.
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A Penny