What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. How is that possible?
He was walking not driving
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bold
If you drop me I’m sure to crack, but give me a smile and I’ll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold
A man in a car didn't have food, water, or money. In front him were three doors: first door had food, second door had water, and the last door had lots of money. Which door did he open first?
The car door
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
What months of the year have 28 days?
All the months
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any it’s a one-story house.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river was frozen.
Rich people don't have me, and poor people have me What am I?
Nothing