Easy
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
A christmas tree
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
What building has the most stories?
The library
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A bed
A man describes his daughters, saying, “They are all blonde, but two; all brunette but two; and all redheaded but two.” How many daughters does he have?
Three: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
A comb
A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
The man’s son