#1 riddles
when is a car not a car?
when it turns into a parking lot
why can your nose be 12 inches long?
because it will be a foot
what has 4 eyes but cannot see
the Mississpi
what do u get when you pass a snowman with a wolf?
frost bite
what do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to
Lone-lee
when is the ocean friendliest
when it waves
what starts with a P ends with E and has thousands of letters in it
the post office
what's brown and sticky
stick
what is the laziest mountain in the world
mount ever-rest
why do dragons sleep during the day
because they like to hunt knights
when is a door not a door?
when it's ajar
what do snakes do after they have arguments?
they hiss and make up
what can fly but no wings?
time
what do you get when you put corn holders into sweet corn
pierced ears
where do sheep's get a haircut?
at the baa-r-baa shop
what do u say when u see a pirate and Santa what do u say?
yohohoho
what city have no people
Electricity
what did the sea say to the shore?
nothing it just waves
what do you call a fairy who hasn't taken a bath in weeks
Stinker bell
if 6 people were under 1 umbrella why did they not get wet?
Because it wasn't raining.
what did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet
Supplies!
what did the math book say to the other math book?
Have I got a problem
what can you catch but not throw?
A cold
what do you call it when a lamb sneaks up on someone A lam-brush
A lam-brush
where do you find a forest with no trees and roads without cars and cities without people?
On a map