Riddles
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he is bald
What word becomes shorter when u add 2 letters
short
What has hands, but can’t clap?
clock
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
your breath
What building has the most stories?
A Library
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A Fence
A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
the water is frozen.
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
window
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
light
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
chicago
What is the end of everything?
the letter g
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
The word not
three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters.
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
none they both weigh a ton.