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What question can you never honestly answer yes to?
Are you asleep?
Timmy's dad has 3 daughters: the first one is Jimmy, the second is Jonny, what is the third?
Timmy
Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?
Neither. Nine and five is fourteen.
A man shaves several times a day, yet he still has a beard. Who is this man?
A barber
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
He waits until night time and then goes through the first door.
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
you
Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
RACECAR
Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?
Their friend, Tuesday
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
Teapot
Mr. Mark went to the market with his dog. He rode on a horse to the market, Yet walked. The horse's name was Victory and the dog was from South Africa. What is the name of the dog that went to the market?
Yet
An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
he wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?
Their friend, Tuesday
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
I'm your sister