Things
What goes up and down stairs without moving?
Carpet
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg
I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object?
A mirror
Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute.
Breath
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
Why don't lobsters share?
They're shellfish.
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom
What do you serve that you can't eat?
A tennis ball
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
A telephone
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.
A match
Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
The more there is, the less you see.
Darkness
What question can you never answer "yes" to?
"Are you asleep?"
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
A coat of paint
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
A stamp
Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside.
Corn
The more you take the more you leave behind.
Footsteps
What can go up and come down without moving?
Hint: A number
The temperature
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?
An anchor
Only two backbones and thousands of ribs.
Railroad
Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white?" or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
Neither, the yolks are yellow.
I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it.
Splinter
If a brother, his sister, and their dog weren’t under an umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
It wasn’t raining
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A secret