Brain Teasers
You live in a one storey house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
There is no stairs!
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
apple a day keeps the doctor away
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Because he gets lost at Sea
You answer me, although I never ask you questions.
What am I?
A telephone
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David
I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
Chicken
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
A piano
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
The dock!
The one who has it does not keep it. It is large and small. It is any shape.
A gift
What is more useful when broken
An egg
Sometimes I am born in silence, Other times, no. I am unseen, But I make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
A fart
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
Grandpa, son, and grandchild
There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Monkey see monkey do
Which three letters of the alphabet can frighten a thief away?
I C U
I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?
Smoke
What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
Your mother
What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
BROOM SERVICE
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Finger Prints
How can you make seven even?
Remove "S"
Tomorrow Is Neither Wednesday Nor Thursday. Yesterday Was Not Friday Or Saturday. Today Is Not Thursday Nor Monday Nor Sunday. What Day Is Today?
Friday
A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child? Jessica, Katie, Abby or Tilly?
Tilly
With what two baby animals do you always go to bed?
Two calves!
I am a place where nobody is present but many are present at the same time. Where am I?
A graveyard
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
They weigh the same