riddles
why was 6 afraid of 7.
because 7, ate 9
whats black and white and read all over.
a news paper.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David
what gets wet while drying.
a towel
why did the chicken cross the road.
to get to the other side.
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
incorrectly.
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas tree.
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp.
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase.
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
a bed
their are 2 sons and 2 fathers they are going fishing they each get 1 fish they catch 3 fish. how is that possible?
their is a grampa a his son and the dads son.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What has a bottom at the top?
legs.
What is the scariest thing you can have for lunch?
A sandwich.
What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
Booberry pie
What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?
A choice.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
eat and ate.
Lighter than what I am made of, More of me is hidden Than is seen. What am I?
An iceberg.
Different lights do make me strange, thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?
I am the pupil of an eye.