There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
Wrong
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise
Imagine you are in a room with no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imaging
A railroad crossing without any cars. Can you spell that without any R’s?
T-H-A-T
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything, buildings can’t jump
What kind of cup can’t hold water?
A cupcake
I have a tail and a head but no body. What am I?
A coin
There are 3 apples in the basket and you take away 2. How many apples do you have now?
2 apples
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Stars
What is the center of gravity?
The letter V
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light
You're running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race?
2nd place
An elephant in Africa is called Lala. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant in Antarctica?
Lost, there are no elephants in Antarctica
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Five, each daughter has the same brother
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
I do not have wings, but I can fly. I don’t have eyes, but I will cry! What am I?
A cloud
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short
A bus driver was heading down a busy street in the city. He went past three stop signs without stopping, went the wrong way down a one-way street, and answered a message on his phone. But the bus driver didn’t break any traffic laws. How?
He was walking, not driving
A man leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two mean wearing masks. Who are these two men?
A catcher and an umpire
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard
The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. The beginning of every end and the end of every place. What am I?
The letter E
A monkey, A squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
None of them, because you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree
The Smith family is a very wealthy family that live in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a Jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the Jam. Billy Smith: “ I was outside playing basketball” Maid: “ I was dusting the corners.” The Chef: “ I was starting to make lunch for later.” Who is lying?
The maid, the house has no corners
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kits. How many were going to St. Ives?
Only one person , the “I” is headed to St. Ives.