Punny Riddles
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
He Neverlands
No matter how far I go, I am always at home
Turtle
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I?
A bank
A man is walking in heavy rain without a hat or umbrella, yet not a single hair on his head gets wet. How is it possible?
He is bald.
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hairline
I can be caught, but not thrown.
A cold
I run all around the house but never move. What am I?
A fence
A boat with many people on it capsizes, but not a single person gets wet. How is it possible?
Everyone on board was married.
Which is heavier? A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither- they both weigh a ton.
Why was the broom late?
It over-swept
The more you take, the more you leave behind.
Footprints
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
A man and his boss have the same parents but are not siblings. How is this possible?
He is self-employed
What can you put between 7 and 8 to make the result greater than 7 but less than 8?
A decimal point (7.8)
Why can't a nose be 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot
I am tall when I am young, and I am short when I am old.
A candle or pencil
I am light as a feather, but even the strongest man can't hold me for very long. What am I?
breath
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns.
When Pam was 8, her sister was half her age. Now, Pam is 14. How old is her sister?
10
Why was the guy who was hit in the head with a soda can lucky?
It was a soft drink
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not.
Ton
I have one small eye but can’t see a thing. What am I?
A needle
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son.
There are six chocolates in a basket. Six people each take one chocolate. How can it be that one chocolate is left in the basket?
The last person took the basket with the chocolate in it.