Jokes
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
I don't know, I wasn't invented
If you take 2 apples from 3 apples, how many apples do you have?
2
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
What can point in every direction, but can't reach its destination on its own?
Your finger
What did baby corn said to mommy corn?
Where is Popcorn/
What has a head, a tail, is brown and has no legs?
A penny
What room do ghosts try to avoid?
The living room
Your on a boat and your surrounded by sharks. How will you survive?
You can't and it was all a dream.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/4th
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
Can you form a word from the letters A, B, C, D, E, F, G, and I.
Big-Faced
Where should a 500 pound alien go?
On a diet
What do you use, but people use this more than you use it?
Your name
What has many keys, but can't open a door?
A piano
The following sentence is false. The preceding sentence is true. Are these sentences true or false?
Neither, it's a paradox. If the first is true, then the second must be false, which makes the first false; it does
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Which of these four exits would you take?
1. Lava
2. Rock slides
3. Poison which is poisonous to animals
Poison Spikes
Exit 3
If a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which way would it roll?
Neither way and roosters don't lay eggs!