What gets wetter as it dries?
A Towel
I am tall when I am young, and short when I am old, what am I?
A Candle!!!
I’m with poor people and rich people don’t have me. If you eat me, you will die. What am I?
I am NOTHING
Where is a shrimps heart located?
In its head.
True or False: Humans have genetic capability to hibernate.
TRUE
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A Clock
What has a neck, but no head?
A bottle
A man was driving his truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. How did he see her?
It was a bright and a sunny day
What is a collective groups of Lions called?
A Pride.
How many paintings did Van Gogh sell in his lifetime?
Only 1 and it was to his brother!!!
Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed!!
I will always come, but I will never arrive today, what am I?
Tomorrow
Name three days consecutively where none of the seven days of the week appear.
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow
How many noses do snails have?
4
What city does Batman live in?
Gotham City.
I am full of keys, but I cant open any doors, what am I?
A Piano
If you give me water, I will die. What am I?
Fire
If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
Glass (Get it- a green house is a house full of flowers!!!!)
How long does it take a sloth to digest its food?
The middle fingernail is the fastest growing fingernail.
People buy me to eat, but I am never eaten. What am I?
A Plate or Silverware
The more you take away, the larger it becomes. What is it?
A Hole.
When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you have have me anymore. What am I?
A Secret.
What is the largest living bird?
An Ostrich.
What two countries share the title of being closest to Antarctica?
Chile and Argentina!