joke/riddles 1
What is a bunny’s favorite kind of music?
hip hop
What has an eye but can’t see anything?
a needle
What two things can you never eat during breakfast?
lunch and dinner
What has a face, but can’t smile
a clock
What can you catch, but not throw?
a cold
What can travel the world while staying in the corner?
a stamp
What has a key, but can’t open a locked door
a monkey
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
foot prints
I can fill up a room, but take no space. What am I?
a lamp
What goes up, but never comes back down?
age
if an electric train is going south, what direction is the smoke going
There is no smoke – it’s an electric train.
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
puppys
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
a fork
What is a bunny’s favorite kind of music?
hip hop
What is brown, has a head, and tail, but no legs or arms
penny
Why do lions eat raw meat
because they dont know how to cook
I am full of keys but I can’t open any doors. What am i
a piano
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
a palm tree
There is only one word spelled wrong in the dictionary. What is it?
W-R-O-N-G.
What room do ghosts avoid?
the living room
knock knok
who i there
dwain
dwain who
dwain the bath tub im dwounding
free points
What kind of coat can only be put on wet?
a coat of paint
What has four legs but can’t walk?
a tabble
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
a mush room
What is bright orange with a green top and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot