Jokes
What is a fish with legs?
A legish
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What do you call a table that talks?
Annoying
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler
What’s a skeleton with out a head?
bones
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
a man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river was frozen
What animal loves your blood but you can never catch what am I?
Mozzie
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What is a cow with two heads?
A MOOOO
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future