easy riddles
what is coming but never arives
tommarow
what is something you can put in your pocket that keeps it empty
a large hole
what do you call a pig that does karate
a pork chop
how do billboards talk
sign language
what has an eye but cant see
a needle
four legs up four legs down soft in the middle and hard all around .what am I
a bed
what kind of vitamins does monkeys take
pills
what has teeth but cannot bite
a comb
what gets wet while drying
a towel
over 1,000 people went down on me i wasint a maiden for long something really big and hard ripped me open what am i
the titanic
how does a squid go into battle
well armed
there were two snakes the first one said am I poisonous the second one said i dont know why you ask . what did the first one answer
because i just bit my tungue
what is is not alive but can still die
a phone
what goes in dry and hard an exits soft and wet
bubble gum
what lights up a soccer stadium
a soccer match
why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
in case he got a hole in one
what can a child make but no one sees
a shadow
what word starts with E and ends with E but only has one letter in it
An envelope
what do you call a sad strawberry
a blueberry
what do you call a wet dog
a wet dog