Jokes
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
It gets lots of eggs-ercise
What is black, white and red all over?
A Sunburned penguin
What is hair, scary and wears its underwear on its head?
The Underwere-wolf
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A Bulldozer
What has legs but cannot walk?
A chair ,table or desk
Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one
Why do farmers bury their money in the ground?
They want to have rich soil.
If:
3=2
2=1
What is 3+2
1
What do you get if you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the Poo
Which water body has the most money?
A riverbank.
What do you call a pig's bath
Hogwash
What is vegetable is hot and cold at the same time?
A chilly pepper
What sound did Santa make when he lost his presents?
HO-HO-OH NO
What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta!
What kind of streets do ghost haunt?
Dead ends