joke/riddles 1
Where does Easter come before Valentine’s Day?
In the dictionary
What has an eye but can’t see anything?
a needle
What two things can you never eat during breakfast?
lunch and dinner
What has a face, but can’t smile
a clock
What can you catch, but not throw?
a cold
What can travel the world while staying in the corner?
a stamp
What has a key, but can’t open a locked door
a monkey
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
foot prints
I can fill up a room, but take no space. What am I?
a lamp
What goes up, but never comes back down?
age
if an electric train is going south, what direction is the smoke going
There is no smoke – it’s an electric train.
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
puppys
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
a fork
What is a bunny’s favorite kind of music?
hip hop
What is brown, has a head, and tail, but no legs or arms
penny
Why do lions eat raw meat
because they dont know how to cook
I am full of keys but I can’t open any doors. What am i
a piano
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
a palm tree
There is only one word spelled wrong in the dictionary. What is it?
W-R-O-N-G.
What room do ghosts avoid?
the living room
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
What kind of coat can only be put on wet?
a coat of paint
What has four legs but can’t walk?
a tabble
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
a mush room
What is bright orange with a green top and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot