Jokes Easy
What’s a cats favorite color?
Puurrple
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left
What tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What has a neck but no brain?
A bottle
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had to many problems
Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one
What goes up but never comes down?
An age
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
Why can’t ur nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot
What has four legs but can’t walk?
A table
The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese
Why was the calendar so popular?
Because it had a lot of dates
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A Dino-snore
What has many keys but can’t open a single door?
A piano
I have branches but no leaves no trunk and no fruit. What am I?
A bank
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby
Why are there only 25 letters in the alphabet?
I don’t know y
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What can you catch not throw?
A cold
A man looks at a painting in a museum and says, “Brothers and sisters I have none, but this man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
His son