I am something i kiss my mother before i die what am i
A match
What do sea otters use for money
Sand dollar
What question can you never honestly say yes to
Are you asleep
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What is mine but only you can have
My heart![]()
What is a rich person's favorite type of nut
A cashew
I am something i have one leg and soo many hair what am i
A mop
Why was the basket ball player in trouble with the bank
He kept bouncing checks
What turns everything around but does not move
A mirror
Did Adam and Eve ever had a date
No but they had an apple
Why does Jupiter fart so much
Because it's a giant gas planet
I am something i have four legs but can't walk what am i
A table
What is the easiest way to double your money
Put it in front of a mirror
What do you call a dozen rabbits in a row walking backward
A receding hair line

What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light bulb
I love you a whole watt
Why don't tall mountains ever catch a cold
Because they have a snow cap
I am something the more i dry the more i get wet
A towel
What kind of ant is good at math
An accountant
You answer me, but i never ask you a question what am i
The telephone
When does valentine's day come after Easter
When you are looking in the dictionary
What do you call a group of a dozen atoms?
Dozen matter.
I have a single eye but can't see what am i
A needle
When does it rain money
When there is change in weather
What is harder to catch the faster you run
Your breathe
What do you call two birds in love
Tweet hearts
Where do locksmith go on vacation
The Florida Keys