Riddles(easy)
What gets wet the more it drys?
a towel
Why did the cat go to minnesota?
to get a mini-soda
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales
If you took two apples from three apples how many apples would you have?
Two apples – the two that you took
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
What has a neck but no head?
a bottle
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile
Why is Europe like a frying pan?
It has greece at the bottom
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
the 'c'
What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A watch dog.
What has one eye but can't see?
a needle
What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
Its shadow!
Where do mice park their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Ton(not)
What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
A cow walking backwards!
What room do ghosts avoid?
the living room
What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?
Me-ow!
What did one cow say to the other?
Mooooooove over!
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
nothing
How is a dog like a telephone?
It has a collar I.D.
What do you call 2 witches that live together?
brommates
Which day do fish hate?
Fryday
What kind of cat should you never play games with?
A cheetah!
What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?
a hole
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank