murder mystery/riddles
cheesy jokes
riddles
dad jokes
bonus x 2
100
a millionare was murdered at his mansion the other 3 people were all suspects it was afternoon the wife said she was making breakfast. the maid was cleaning for afternoon tea and the butler was making a snack.
it was the wife she was making breakfast in the afternoon
100
what do you call cheese that's not yours
nacho cheese
100
why did the chicken crossed the road
to get to the other side
100
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
to get to the bottom
100
What was the camel's name who didn't have any humps?
Humpfree
200
a man died at 6 am and woke up at 7 am
because he didn't die
200
did you hear about the cheese factory exposion
debrie was everywhere
200
What two things can you never eat for breakfast
lunch and dinner
200
what do you call a bagel that can fly
a plane bagel
300
imagine your in a titaniam box with no way out how do you get out
stop imagining
300
how do you make a one armed doofus fall out a tree.
wave
300
What tastes better than it smells?
a tongue
300
why do cows have hooves?
because they lack toes
300
why are ghosts bad liars
because you can see right through them
400
your in a room with 2 doors one leads to a dragon the other leads to a room with magnifying glasses that will incinerate u at day. how do you get out
wait till night to go through the room with magnifying glass
400
what do you call an alligator in a vest
an investigator
400
What asks but never answers?
an owl
400
Why was the broom late to work?
Because it swept through it's alarm
400
why cant you give elsa a balloon
because she will let it go
500
a murderer lives in a cabin each day he brings in 1 victim, he lays 2 pills out on the table he says that one pill is poison and one isn't. if they eat the right pill with water they can go free. if they eat the poison with water, they die. the murderer always wins though. how?
the water is actually the poison. both pills are safe. the murderer has the real water
500
why did the chicken cross the road
because he was running from maccas
500
A girl was in her hotel room when she heard the doorbell ring. She headed to the door and opened it. She saw a man standing there. He said " sorry, I thought this was my room. He walked down the hall and went into the elevator. she immedietly called reception. why?
if it was his room he would use the key.
500
There was a big moron and a little moron on a cliff. One fell off. Which one remained?
The little moron because he was a little more on.
500
your trapped in a concrete room with no windows or doors all you have is a table how do you get out.
u rub your hand on the ground until you get a saw. cut the table in half an two halves make a hole jump through the hole.
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