riddles
what starts with t ends with t and has t inside?
a teacup
why are elevator jokes so good?
they work on many levels
what did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
ketchup
why did the bat miss the school bus?
because he hung around for too long
why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
because her class was too bright
give me a drink, and i will die. feed me and i'll get bigger what am i?
a fire
why are balloons so expensive?
inflation
why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
because she left the phone off the hook
how do you get straight A's in school?
by using a ruler
why were the teachers eye's crossed?
she couldn't control her pupil
what word begins with e ends with e but only has one letter?
envelope
what is the most popular time to go to a dentist appointment?
tooth hurty
why don't they have mothers day sales?
because mothers are priceless
why did the kid study on the airplane?
he wanted a higher education
teacher: didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
student: I tried but there was somebody already there!
what appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
the letter m
do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
joke! joke! jooooooooooooooooke!
what did the mother rope say to her child?
don't be knotty
why did the boom get a poor grade in class?
because it was always sweeping during class
how is an english teacher like a judge?
they both give out sentances
what has many rings but no fingers?
a telephone
what do you call cheese isn't not yours?
nacho cheese
what did the mommy spider say to the baby spider?
you spend too much time on the web
what Vegtables do librarians like?
quiet peas
teacher: you missed school didn't you?
student: not really