Riddles
Who always enjoys poor health?
A doctor
Four friends do yardwork for their neighbors over the weekend, earning $15, $20, $25, and $40 respectively. They decide to split their earnings equally among themselves. In total how much will the friend who earned $40 give to the others?
$15
What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?
Roost Beef
Luka is making lemonade to sell at a school fundraiser. His recipe requires 4 times as much water as sugar and twice as much sugar as lemon juice. He uses 3 cups of lemon juice. How many cups of water does he need?
24
When they are caught, they are thrown away. When they escape, you itch all day. What are they?
Fleas
If a boy blows 18 bubbles,
Then pops 6 eats 7 and then
He pops 5 and blows 1.
How many are left?
1
A very pretty thing i am, I am fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed i am a pretty thing. What am I ?
A Butterfly, delicate and unique.
Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
How much will a 38° angle measure when looked at under a microscope that magnifies ten times?
It will still be 38°.