riddles 1
what has to be broken before you can use it
an egg
why do we tell actors to break a leg
because every play has a cast
what goes up but never comes down
your age
why do you people who are waiting for the docter, patients?
because they have to be patient for their turn
how many lips does a flower have
tu-lips
I am tall when I am young but Short when I am old
a candle
what do you call a fake noodle
Impasta!
what gets wet while drying
a towel
why did the gym close down
it just never worked out
why did the bike fall over
because it was two tired
what is full of holes but still holds water
a sponge
what kind of tea is hard to swallow
Reality
you see a boat filled with people yet there isn't a single person on it. how can this be?
all the people on the boat are married
when does a joke become a dad joke
when it becomes apperent
what do you call a pig that does karate
a pork chop
what question can you never answer yes to
are you asleep yet?
why was 6 afraid of 7
because 7, 8, 9
what can't talk but will reply when spoken to
an echo
why does water never laugh at jokes
it isn't a fan of dry humor
what do you call a fish without eyes
fsh
what is always in front of you but can never be seen
the future
how do billboards talk
sign language
the more this there is the less you see
darkness
how did the barber win a race
he knew a shortcut
what do you call a sad strawberry
a blue berry