What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it.
The Post office.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
Split pea soup.
metaphor
greenhouse
How do you make the number 7 even without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
drop the s.
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
fence
You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
What stairs? You live in a one-story house.
sitting on top of the world
you're under arrest
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footprints
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
Answer: A Penny.
travel over seas
street corner
thunderstorm
What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
The word is starting! starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I.
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
Answer: A shirt.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
yesterday today and tomorrow
In between jobs
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
he was not driving... he was walking.
try to understand
forgive and forget