What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What has hands, but can’t clap?
: A clock
What has words, but never speaks?
A book
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What is the end of everything?
The letter "G"
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What has one eye, but can’t see?
A needle
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs
What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
A letter
I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?
A key
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
A deck of cards
You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter “e”
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence.
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler