Basic
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
DOORS
How many months in the year have 28 days?
All months in the year have at least 28 days.
I’m the father of fruits. What am I?
A papa-ya.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
What has hands, but is not flesh, bone or blood?
Clock
I start with M, end with X, and have never ending amount of letters. What am I?
A MAILBOX
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven (Seven-S=Even)
What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
Lemon-aid
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word “wrong.” It’s the only word that’s spelled W-R-O-N-G.
The more there is the less you see.
Darkness
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts off my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead.
Onion
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
You hear me once, you heard me again, and then I die until I am called again.
Echo
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What is a mathematician favorite dessert?
pi
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
Ram has 5 sons. Each of his sons has a sister. If so, how many children does Mr.Ram have?
Six. All of the sons have the same sister.
What fruit never ever wants to be alone?
A pear
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank