Col. 1
A: Your Age
Sam's parents have three kids. Their names are Huey, Dewey, and _____?
A: Sam!
What goes through cities and towns, but never moves?
A: A road.
What has 13 hearts, but no lungs, feet, or bellybuttons?
A: A deck of cards.
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
A: Darkness.
Where does today come before yesterday?
A: The dictionary.
Grandpa went for a walk, and it started raining. He forgot to bring an umbrella and didn’t have a hat. When he got home, his clothes were soaking wet, but not a hair on his head was wet. How was this possible?
A: Grandpa is bald.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short.
I’m odd, but take away one letter and I become even. What am I?
A: The number seven.
Give me a drink, and I will die. Feed me, and I'll get bigger. What am I?
A: A fire.
What's the only thing you can put in a bucket and make it lighter?
A: A hole.
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A: A hole
What is yours but mostly used by others?
A: Your name.
What breaks as soon as you say its name?
A: Silence.
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A: A post office
What's something that, the more you take, the more you leave behind?
A: Footsteps.
People make me, keep me, change me, and raise me, even though I can be very dirty. What am I?
A: Money.
The one who makes me cannot use me. The one who buys me will always buy me for someone else. The one who uses me doesn't know it. What am I?
A: A coffin.
Two mothers and two daughters are riding in a car, yet there are only three people there. How?
A: They are a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter.
I have no wings, but I can fly. I have no eyes, but I can cry. What am I?
A: A cloud.
What word begins with E and ends with E, but only has one letter?
A: Envelope.
What runs all around the backyard but never moves?
A: A fence.
What kind of coat is better when it's put on wet?
A: A coat of paint.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A: A sponge
Nobody empties me, but I never stay full for long. What am I?
A: The moon.
I have cities, but no houses. I have forests, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A: A map.