Hard Riddles
Tricky Riddles
Animal Riddles
Jokes
Jokes
100

When you stop to look, you can always see me. But if you try to touch me, you can never feel me. Although you walk towards me, I remain the same distance from you. What am I?

The Horizon! 

100

 I’m made of water but not wet. What am I?

A cloud 

100

I hide my treasure in the ground, my tail is big and fluffy. If you spot me in a tree, please don’t call me scruffy. What am I?

A squirrel! 

100
What do you call a deer without eyes?

A have no-eye-deer! 

100

What kind of shoes does a spy wear?

Sneakers! 

200

When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?

A birthday candle 

200

I have a spine but no bones. What am I?

A book

200

My name sounds like something you might use on your hair or eat for dessert. What am I?

A moose!

200

What do you call a bear without teeth? 

A gummy bear!

200

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

300

What can go through glass without breaking it?

Light!

300

I lose my head in the morning, but get it back at night. What am I?

A pillow 

300

I’ve got lumps on my back and I live on the sand. I’m strong and I carry you over the land. What am I?

A camel! 

300

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt? 

Dead ends!

300

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

400

I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?

Popcorn!

400

I go through cities and fields, but never move. What am I?

A road 

400

I wear a tuxedo in the snow and skate on my tummy across the ice. What am I?

A penguin! 

400

What does a house wear?

Address!

400

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

500

 Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?

They are grandfather, father, and son.

500

I’m a coat that can only be put on wet. What am I?

A coat of paint!

500

Cupid without a bow, Donner with no kebab, one who dances, one who prances, all dragging present-giving dad. What am I?

A reindeer! 

500

 Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.




500

 Why should you never trust stairs? 

They’re always up to something.

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