Hard Riddles
When you stop to look, you can always see me. But if you try to touch me, you can never feel me. Although you walk towards me, I remain the same distance from you. What am I?
The Horizon!
I’m made of water but not wet. What am I?
A cloud
I hide my treasure in the ground, my tail is big and fluffy. If you spot me in a tree, please don’t call me scruffy. What am I?
A squirrel!
A have no-eye-deer!
What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Sneakers!
When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
A birthday candle
I have a spine but no bones. What am I?
A book
My name sounds like something you might use on your hair or eat for dessert. What am I?
A moose!
What do you call a bear without teeth?
A gummy bear!
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
What can go through glass without breaking it?
Light!
I lose my head in the morning, but get it back at night. What am I?
A pillow
I’ve got lumps on my back and I live on the sand. I’m strong and I carry you over the land. What am I?
A camel!
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn!
I go through cities and fields, but never move. What am I?
A road
I wear a tuxedo in the snow and skate on my tummy across the ice. What am I?
A penguin!
What does a house wear?
Address!
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son.
I’m a coat that can only be put on wet. What am I?
A coat of paint!
Cupid without a bow, Donner with no kebab, one who dances, one who prances, all dragging present-giving dad. What am I?
A reindeer!
Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.
Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.