What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
A secret
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He is born on Feburary 29th.
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
A road
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
A shadow
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A card stack
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What has a ring but no finger.
A telephone
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter "O"
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He is bald.
What goes from Z to A
Zebra
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has 3 sisters.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn your pancakes brown, and I make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I’ll pop. If you’ll look at me, you’ll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
The answer is simply "no" because there is no answer.