Funny 1
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A Promise
I can carry lots of food, but cannot eat anything.
A refrigerator
I am an insect. The first part of my name is the name of another insect. What am I?
Beetle
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard!
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
I'm an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What is the capital in France?
The letter F is the only capital letter in France.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald
What is the end of everything?
The letter “g”
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
David!