How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Why do cats make gold soldiers?
Because they have 9 lives!
If you drop a white hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
Wet!
What nationality is Santa?
North-Polish!
What can travel around the world while staying in one corner?
A stamp!
Why do basketball players love doughnuts?
Because they can dunk them!
Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving?
Because they are stuffed!
It looks green, it opens red, but what you spit out is black. What Am I!
A watermelon!
Which rock singer, REALLY needs a shower.
MUD-DONNA!
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What Am I!
A candle!
What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
What did the leopard say after finishing his meal?
WOW that really hit the spot!
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC!
Where do cows go to dance?
The Meatball!
What has hands but can't clap?
A clock!
What day is a potatoes least favorite day?
Fri-Day!
Where do rabbits go to enjoy their Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner?
IHOP!
What is brown and sticky?
A stick1
How do chiropractors swim laps?
They do the backstroke!
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin!
What bird is always with you at mealtime?
A swallow!
What is the smartest insect?
A spelling bee!
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
Charcoal!
What snack does the man on the moon like?
Space-Chips!
What has an eye but can not see?
A needle!