Riddles
What 2 things can't you eat at breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What do cows drink?
Water
Is there a 4th of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the 3rd.
What has hands but can't clap?
What is a clock?
What do you wear on your feet?
Shoes
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
What is Silence
What has four legs but can't walk?
What is a table.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A Candle
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A Hole
What has ears but can’t hear?
Corn
A butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat.
If you drop me, I’ll crack, but if you smile at me, I’ll smile back. What am I?
A mirror
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What has a bed but never sleeps, and runs but never walks?
A river