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What Do An Island And The Letter T Have In Common?
They're both in the middle of the water
What Has Four Fingers And A Thumb, But Is Not Living?
A glove
I have eighty-eight keys, but none of my keys will open doors. Why not?
I'm a piano
Why can’t the T-rex clap?
Because he's extinct.
What is full of holes and yet can hold a lot of water?
What flies without wings?
Time
A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor wasn't the boy's father. Who is the doctor
The boy's mother
I am so simple, That I can only point. Yet I guide people all over the world, what am I?
A compass
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You seem to be a little pail.
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock
What instrument can make any sound and be heard but not touched or seen?
Your voice
You can see nothing else. When you look in my face. I will look you in the eye. And I will never lie.
A mirror
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
He already had a million degrees.
Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I'll be back soon. What am I?
A shadow
Why is the A like a flower?
Because the B is after it
What can’t be used until it’s broken?
An egg
A man is born in 1946 and dies in 1947, yet he was 86 years old. How is that possible?
He was born in room #1946 of the hospital when he was born, and died in room #1947 86 years later.
What Always Ends Everything?
The letter G
The letter W
What’s the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?
One baits his hook and the other hates his book
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sandwich