An elephant in Africa is called Lala. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant in
Antarctica?
Lost
Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
7
I have a head and a tail but no body. What am I?
A coin
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
There's only one word in the dictionary that is spelled wrong. What is it?
w-r-o-n-g
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
Silence
The more you take the more you leave behind what am I?
footsteps
If it took 6 people 9 hours to build a barn, how long would it take 12 people to build the same barn?
It's already built
What goes around and around the wood but never goes into the wood?
The bark
What starts with a p, ends with an e, and has thousands of letters?
The post office.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
silence