Why don't lobsters share?
They're shellfish. π¦
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
None. Roosters don't lay eggs π₯
What can go up and come down without moving?
The temperature π‘
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick π
What is a bunnyβs favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop music π°
A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?
Holes π
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A secretπ€«
What do you fill with empty hands?
Gloves π§€
What has to be broken before it can be used?
Egg π₯π³
There is only one word spelled wrong in the dictionary. What is it?
W-R-O-N-G π
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, Even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
Kitchen strainer
You can't keep this until you have given it.
A promise
What do you serve that you can't eat?
A tennis ball πΎ
What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
A coat of paint π¨
You buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A fork π΄
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
She lives in the Southern Hemisphere π
Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
An onionπ§
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?
An anchor β
What question can you never answer "yes" to?
"Are you asleep?" π΄
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room π»
He has married many women but has never married. Who is he?
A priest
What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from the library.
Telephone book
What goes up and never comes down?
Age πΆπΎπ΄πΎπ΅πΎ
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
A telephoneπ
What are two things you could never eat for breakfast?
Lunch or dinner π