It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
Carpet
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese
What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still, no Idea (get it - no legs!)
Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Fire
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
What has hands, but is not flesh, bone or blood?
A Clock
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Still Mt. Everest, duh
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, you can catch a cold
I always have to work with something in my eye. What am I?
A Needle
What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
No Idea (get it - No eyes lol)
I am the biggest in the alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?
the letter 'C'
What can be quick and deadly and gathers by the ocean?
Sand
The more of me, the less you see. What am I?
Darkness
You hear me once, you heard me again, and then I die until I am called again.
An Echo
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
A Candle
When does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary
Turn me on my side and I am everything, cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?
The letter 8
It looks green, it opens red. What you eat is red, but what you spit out is black.
A Watermelon
What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it.
A hole
What is Rubert the Bear's middle name?
The
I belong to you but others use me more often than you do. What am I?
Name
What animal can jump higher than a house?
All animals can jump higher than a house because houses can’t jump.
A container without hinges, lock or a key, yet a golden treasure lies inside me.
What am I?
An Egg