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What has keys but can't open locks?
What is a piano
What has 4 legs, but can't walk?
What is a table.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
What is a towel.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What has hands, but can't clap?
What is a clock.
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do?
What is your name.
What comes down, but never goes up?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
What is an egg.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
I'm tall when I'm young, and short when I'm old. What am I?
What is a candle.
What has many teeth, but can't bite?
What is a comb.
What has a bed, but never sleeps?
What is a river or truck.
What has a neck, but no head?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is a gummy bear.
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
What is a clock.
What can travel all around the world while staying in one spot?
What has one eye, but can't see?
What is a needle.
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. What am I?
What is an echo.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
What can you catch, but not throw?
What is a cold.
What is full of holes, but still holds water?
What is a sponge.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
What is a mushroom.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
What are footsteps.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
I go up but never come down. What am I?
What is your age.