Who am I?
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your Breath!
What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?
A choice
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day, keeps the doctor away!
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
Board
I'm found in socks, scarves and mittens. I'm found in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Yarn
If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equals.
11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock
9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
She is taking a picture... she is a photographer.
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?
I'm a candle!
There is a clothing store in Bartlesville. The owner has devised his own method of pricing items. A vest costs $20, socks cost $25, a tie costs $15 and a blouse costs $30. Using the method, how much would a pair of underwear cost?
$45. The pricing method consists of charging $5 for each letter required to spell the item.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
7 only the kids, 9 including everyone
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
Samuel is bald!
Always in you, Sometimes on you;
If I surround you, I can kill you.
What am I?
Water
Two camels were facing in opposite directions. One was facing due East and one was facing due West. They were in the desert, so there was no reflection. How can they manage to see each other without walking around or turning around or moving their heads?
The two camels were facing each other the entire time. Hence facing in opposite directions.
Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?
Shadow
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door!
Place the apple on one's head!
I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?
I'm age!
A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
None. A pear tree does not bear plums.
Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
Ace of Diamonds, King of Hearts, Two of Spades.
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
It never said he was driving...
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man wrote "your weight" on the paper.