one
what has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What 5-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps!
What is more useful when it is broken?
An Egg
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A Feather
Which fish costs the most?
A Goldfish
What goes up, but never comes down?
Age
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and rode out on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday.
I am an odd number, take away a letter and I become an even. What number am I?
Seven
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat
Chicago!
Who has married many women but was never married?
What has hands but cannot clap?
a Clock
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All 4 cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right hand turns
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
Meat
What gets broken without being held?
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the Cob
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Stars!
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?
The Letter R
I love to dance, and twist. I shake my tail as I sail away. When I fly wingless into the sky. What am I?
a Kite
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk. But when you look back, you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people on board are married.
What is it that no one wants to have, but no one wants to lose either?
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
The Road
When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
A birthday candle.