RIDDLES
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
FIRE!
What is the wealthiest nut?
CASHEW!
Who was the 1st president in the United States?
George Washington
You see a boat filled with people, yet there is not a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
Who is our Wellness Director?
Chhandita Panday
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON!
I am a beer yet kids can drink me and not get drunk. What am I?
ROOT BEER
What year did WW1 start and end?
1939-1945
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
One sells watches and the other watches cells.
Who is the man who drives us to our outings and Dr. appointments?
George
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair back with you
You cut me up, you chop me up, you dice me up and you cry over me. What am I?
An ONION
When did the United States adopt the 1st constitution?
The first constitution of the United States was adopted in 1788.
What has legs, but does not walk?
A TABLE!
Name one of the ladies who cover the front desk?
Stephany, Sara
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!
What has an ear but cannot hear?
An ear of corn!
Who designed the current flag for the U.S.?
by a high school student – Robert G. Heft.
What can you catch, but not throw?
A COLD!
Who is our Executive Director?
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
He was walking...not driving
I am a bird, I am a fruit and I am a person. What am I?
KIWI!
COAL! However, note that China is the world’s biggest consumer and producer of coal.
If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
A WHITE CAR!
What day of the week is the beauty Salon open?
only Thursdays!