I can run, but I don't have legs. If I run too fast for a tissue I'll beg.
Ur Nose
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
Raw raw, raw raw raw
I start with "M" end with "X" and have a never ending amount of letters. What am I?
Mailbox
What breaks as soon as you say its name?
Silence.
What starts with ''t'' ends with ''t'' and is filled with ''t''?
Teapot (T-pot)
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?
Fire
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.
What number is odd until you take away one letter; then it becomes even?
Seven 7 (Seven - S = Even)
How do you make the number “one” disappear?
Add a “g” and it is “gone."
Why was the Mexican food so cold?
Because it was a brrrrrrrito
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
A Clock
What has hands but cannot write or clap?
A clock. (Do you get It?)
Which word(s) is always spelled wrong in a dictionary?
Wrong (Or Incorrect)
Mr. Red and Ms. Red live in the red house, Mr. Purple and Ms. Purple live in the purple house. Who lives in the white house?
The President!
How do you get Mexican food at the beach?
Just dig your feet into the sand, then you will have buriedtoes. (brrrrrrritos)
What has stripes and goes through the air?
Hint: It sometimes goes on the ground, too.!
A basketball.
What bank never has any money?
A river bank.
What is as big as a hippo but weighs nothing at all?
The hippo's shadow
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
The letter "W"
Did you hear about the sick Mexican man?
He tested positive for taco vid 19.
A man leaves home and turns left three times. When he returns home he finds two men wearing masks. Who are the two men?
The Umpire and the Catcher [Because he's playing baseball]
What word begins and ends with the E but only has one letter?
Envelope.
What has a neck but no head and arms but no hands?
A shirt.
A cowboy comes into town on Friday. He stays two nights at a local hotel. He leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
Because his horse's name is Friday