What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A Towel
What goes up but never down?
Your age
What words begins and ends with E, but only has one letter?
An Envelope
Is taller than trees,
Up, Up it goes,
And yet never grows?
What has a face and 2 hands, but no arms or legs?
A Clock
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Neither. Both weigh one pound!
What starts with the letter T, is filled with T, and ends in T?
A Teapot
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Teeth
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
A Candle
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse's name was Friday.
What is a the end of a Rainbow?
The letter W
An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face,"That eye is like to this eye"
Said the first eye,
"But in a low place
Not in high place"
Sun on the daisies
I am full of holes but still hold water. What am I?
A Sponge
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The Letter 'M'
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking
Fish
I have one eye but can't see.
A Needle
What is something you need to keep after you give it to someone else?
A Promise
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short!
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
Time