Riddles
Mr. Blue lives in the Blue house. Mrs. Yellow lives in the Yellow House. Mr. Orange lives in the orange house. Who lives in the White House?
The president
What starts with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot
What bank never has any money?
A river bank
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry
After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
The couples
Why did Tom toss the clock out of the window?
To see time fly!
What starts with P and ends with E and has a lot of letters?
Post office
If I drink, I die, if I eat, I'm fine. What am I?
Fire
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___
Kate
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
Why did Joe toss butter out of the window?
To see a butterfly!
I have teeth, but I don't bite. I am a good friend to your hair. What am I?
Comb
What is black when It's clean and white when it's dirty?
A black board
A mother and father had 5 daughters: July, August, September, October and November. The mother was expecting a girl baby to name December. But the Baby was a boy. The father said, "Let's name him Jason!" Why?
Because the father took the first letter of each daughter's name. (July, August, September, October and November: Jason)
What goes up but never comes back down?
Your age
In the green house there is a white house. In the white house there is a red house. in the red house there are a lot of little seeds. What am I?
Watermelon
Your parents are visiting you. You have a box of cookies, a bag of bread, a jar of jam and a bottle of coffee. What should you open first?
The door to you parents.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
What is something you can break, without you even knowing?
A promise.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
I go all around the world while staying in one corner. What am I?
Stamp
What is something you can put in your pocket that keeps it empty?
A large hole
What room can no one enter?
A mushroom
What’s the capital of France?
The letter F
When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers