Riddles
It's been around for a million years but is only one month old.
The moon
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
What has a horn but can't honk
a rhinocerous
Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire
The more you rake the more you leave behind. What is it?
footsteps
What tall when it's young and short when it's old
Candle
What is alive and has only one foot?
leg
What is the best month for a parade?
March
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft. What is it?
It is a garbage truck
What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
What the ant eats.
Take off my skin, I won't cry but you will what am I?
onion
How can you write 1000 with 8.
888+88+8+8+8
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
post office?
The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it never uses it. The one who uses it never knows he's using it. What is it?
A coffin
What 2 things can't you eat at breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
This is white when it is dirty.
A blackboard
What is the difference between here and there.
the letter
What has four legs but can't walk?
a table
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
Silence
A butcher in the store is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat
What letter is missing here abcdefhijklmnopqrstuvwuxyz
G
Is there a 4th of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the 3rd.
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
an ear of corn
How do you make seven even?
Remove the S