Basic
People can make it, but never hold it or see it.
Noise
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door.
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An orange house is made of orange bricks. What would a green house be made of?
Glass
love to move around,
But usually not on the ground.
I'm quite strung out when way up high.
I like to sail, but I need to stay dry.
I need air, but not to breathe.
A helpful hand is all I need.
What am I?
Kite
What room do ghosts avoid?
The Living Room
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank.
The sun bakes them,
The hand breaks them,
The foot treads on them,
And the mouth tastes them.
What are they?
Grapes
What gets wet as it dries?
A towel.
What is yours but mostly used by others?
Your name.
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me.
Fire
What’s the capital of France?
The letter “F.” It's the only capital letter in France.
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair back with you.
I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?
The wind